Elvis here !!!!!!!!!

I just want to tell you all while she is not about.!!!
the close shave I have just had
She wanted to move my BIG TANK into the alchove corner near the window
to make room for this small tank with these colourfull little tiddley fish in.
So she could see them better,
and to make room for the new suite.
I could hear her and him talking about moving me out into that plastic tub she has at the back of the car she puts shopping in.
and that dreaded PINK NET
AND TALKING ABOUT scraping the black background off the inside of the tank
and I heard I might be in that tub AGES.and this will take time!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently she says she can't see me in the day as I blend in with the background,
I Can see out fine, I Can see her sat on the settee, on the p.c.all day...
She doesant need to see me anyway, I get her to notice me by jumping up
banging my head on the tank top landing back in the water..and causing a tsunami....
so whats her problem...
put the lights on **Woman** if you need to see how Handsome I am...

Then I got a repreese..
her sister came round and she was telling her.
and she said.
"I Like it with the background on, and where it is.."
I had my ear pressed against the tank to see what they was saying..
I Think she agreed with the wise woman from next door
co's I am still where I was put.
no sign of a pink net.
and He measured the gap what is left at the side of my tank....
so All in All,it looks like I am getting some colourfull little neighbours pretty little things
Mmmmm yummy and ready salted.....
it will Give me something to look at other than her
I just pray for the day she leaves both tank tops open

I tell you if she moves me again I WILL BITE HER FINGER OFF

Elvis that's hilarious...

(p.s. Chez, he's looking huge and very handsome.)

Good on you Elvis!! You have put up with enough I reckon

Elvis - you need to join the union matee - called the RSPCA

Representing Scaled Pinkaphobic Cichlids Anonymous -

they may well be able to provide a refuge for you - if all else fails, bite her fingers or sulk in the corner (its a male human trick, we sulk, the females cant figure out whats wrong, its a hidden secret we males have kept from 'them' for millions of years - how else do you think we got to be such a successful species)

Tell her you want a priscilla.

hi elvis - just tell her if she doesn't leave you alone she will be going to heartbreak hotel
and thats at the end of lonely street.- say look i'm a big boy now not your little teddy bear.


fantastic photo chez elvis is looking fine and he is getting to be a very good size.



dekker

He's getting too big for his Blue suade shoes



sorry Mary/Diane I thought I put this in chat

Oh Elvis...................this just isnt right.

Just ask her if she's Lonsome Tonight, and if so she can put the light on and see you. Beg her Don't Be Cruel, that you will be Crying in the Chapel, if you see the pink net again.

Demand, that It's Now or Never, she has to tell you that you are safe and if she doesn't leave you alone you will be Returned To Sender!!

I can understand that you have a Suspicious Mind now and wonder what she is going to do next, but be strong Elvis. She is The Devil in Disguise and must not be allowed to keep you All Shook Up

Hopefully the RSPCA that Rich contacted will be able to help mate


ps. Great photo of Elvis there chez

I'm part of the rspca....

I can imagine Elvis doing this - - when he heard you talking

chez wrote:

I'm part of the rspca....

I knew this - thats why I altered the acronym