I just want to tell you all while she is not about.!!!
the close shave I have just had
She wanted to move my
BIG TANK into the alchove corner near the window
to make room for this small tank with these colourfull little tiddley fish in.
So she could see them better,
and to make room for the new suite.
I could hear her and him talking about moving me out into that plastic tub she has at the back of the car she puts shopping in.
and that dreaded
PINK NET AND TALKING ABOUT scraping the black background off the inside of the tank
and I heard I might be in that tub AGES.and this will take time!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently she says she can't see me in the day as I blend in with the background,
I Can see out fine, I Can see her sat on the settee, on the p.c.all day...
She doesant need to see me anyway, I get her to notice me by jumping up
banging my head on the tank top landing back in the water..and causing a tsunami....
so whats her problem...
put the lights on **Woman** if you need to see how Handsome I am...
Then I got a repreese..
her sister came round and she was telling her.
and she said.
"I Like it with the background on, and where it is.."
I had my ear pressed against the tank to see what they was saying..
I Think she agreed with the wise woman from next door
co's I am still where I was put.
no sign of a pink net.
and He measured the gap what is left at the side of my tank....
so All in All,it looks like I am getting some colourfull little neighbours pretty little things
Mmmmm yummy and ready salted.....
it will Give me something to look at other than her
I just pray for the day she leaves both tank tops open
I tell you if she moves me again
I WILL BITE HER FINGER OFF